In this alpha male throwdown in the House of M universe, Nick Fury lets Wolverine know who’s top dog…

…by stabbing his brain.

While this technique is crude and somewhat obvious, the presence of a knife sticking in to Wolvie’s ear makes it the best anti-Wolverine tactic to date. it is about 50 times cooler that the “scrambled brains” technique pioneered by the Hulk.

This lesson has been brought to you by Bahlactus, who will stab everyone in the ear when the time comes.