Dearest DC Comics,

Next time you want to do a weekly series, please hire me as a proofreader. This blog may be riddled with grammatical and spelling errors, but Lobo is having a punctuation emergency. I can help. I can also write meaningless copy for background text. That way you don’t have to publish embarrassing keyboard mashing.

Also, I’m not mad at you for killing Animal Man because we all know how permanent death is in the DCU, regardless of what “changes” have been “made” to “New Earth.”

See you in June, Buddy!